"Show me a hero,and I will write you a tragedy"..
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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Purchase a really good sorbet.
Add sour gummy worms.
Thank me later.
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